June 2013
May 2013
also its ada’s birthday tomorrow and thats great cuz shes awesome cool and probably one the best people in my life
sometimes i get really affectionate okay
omg awwwwWWWWW for some reason i can’t reply to things so i’m reblogging this???? idk but omg aw thanks bb love you ;*********
*heavy girlish sigh* jess mariano
being human is cool but if i was reincarnated as a bunny i would not complain at all
omgGGGGGgggggggggGGgGggGG
idk man i think we’re pretty cute


i was a good student until the crushing weight of reality shattered my hope for the future
April 2013
have you ever just assumed that a word was pronounced a certain way and you end up pronouncing it incorrectly throughout your entire life and then one day someone corrects you and its like you can almost hear satan laughing as the flames of hell begin to seep up from underground and slowly burn you to death
i’m always weirdly proud when my pee is clear because it’s like fuck yeah i’m so hydrated
my dads renovating his kitchen and he called me out of my room to help him but when i came out
so i called him and
IM PSSING MYSELF HES JUST CHILLING IN THE ROOF HE DIDNT EVEN NEED MY HELP OMFG
my true loves

caroline’s dad just popped out of my basement?????
the title of my autobiography is going to be “that’s not how you spell my name”
why would anyone not believe dinosaurs existed when all of the evidence is right in front of you



